Baby
Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm
together, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the
baby is born, they rush to the hospital.
A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and
screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely.
A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the two gays she
points out the happy child as theirs.
“Isn’t it wonderful?” one gay says to the other. “All these
Unhappy babies… and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves our
love for one another.”
The nurse says, “Oh sure, he’s happy now. But just watch what
happens when we pull the pacifier out of his ass.”
