Dictionary for Decoding Women’s Personal Ads:

Posted by Ironspike on Jun 23, 2008 in Jokes | 0 comments

40-ish…………………………..49.
Adventurous…………………Slept with everyone.
Athletic………………………….No breasts.
Average looking………………..Moooo.
Beautiful………………………Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure…………….On medication.
Feminist…………………………..Fat.
Free spirit……………………….Junkie.
Friendship first………………….Former slut.
New-Age……………………….Body hair in the wrong places.

Old-fashioned…………………..No BJs.
Open-minded…………………..Desperate.
Outgoing………………………Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional……………………..Bitch.
Voluptuous…………………….Very Fat.
Large frame…………………….Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate……………….Stalker.