Church
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the Preacher’s
hand. He said: “Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine serman. Damned good!”
The Preacher said, “Thank you Sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.”
The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that serman I put five thousand
dollars in the offering plate!”
The Preacher said, “No shit!”
