Last night while the woman was browsing through craig’s list online she discovered a “Rant’s and Rave” section. Now, maybe I’m way behind the time and this has been a part of Craig’s list for years…I must say some of the most funniest shit I’ve ever seen is posted there. Now, I’m not sure if people post because they are trying to be funny or if they are just fucking crazy. Either way I found it very entertaining and have attached a interesting rant about a wasp.
an open letter to the wasp on my patio (arlington)
Reply to: pers-nvamh-1129042865@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-18, 7:14PM CDT
Dear Mr/Mrs Wasp,
While I appreciate the fact that you are a self starter and building a nest on my patio wall, I would like it if you would kindly move to a differant locale. My girlfriend doesn’t want me to ex-terminate your rental agreement, but she would like you gone, but alive. Maybe we can come to an understanding that will make both our lives better. I know that there is little chance for you to gain access to this posting (as your body weight is too light for you to push any keys on a keyboard and subsequently log in to craigslist). Maybe you can get a bumble bee friend to help you. I have expressed my discontent for you on several occassions and you just wave that stinger at me. I don’t appreciate threats. But you leave me little choices. You have till 8 pm to vacate the premises or I will be forced to evict/exterminate your privaledges on this piece if property.
While I appreciate the fact that you are a self starter and building a nest on my patio wall, I would like it if you would kindly move to a differant locale. My girlfriend doesn’t want me to ex-terminate your rental agreement, but she would like you gone, but alive. Maybe we can come to an understanding that will make both our lives better. I know that there is little chance for you to gain access to this posting (as your body weight is too light for you to push any keys on a keyboard and subsequently log in to craigslist). Maybe you can get a bumble bee friend to help you. I have expressed my discontent for you on several occassions and you just wave that stinger at me. I don’t appreciate threats. But you leave me little choices. You have till 8 pm to vacate the premises or I will be forced to evict/exterminate your privaledges on this piece if property.
Thank you for you time…