Here is an update on the wasp issue that was posted on craig’s list.
update on my wasp issue (arlington)
Reply to: pers-wkskt-1130567387@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-19, 10:05PM CDT
I regret to inform you that your family member refused to vacate his/her abode and threatened my girlfriends life (she is allergic). Your stubborn wasp family member made several passes by her head before coming in for the kill. He/she thought that they were being sneaky but failed to notice the sandal in my gf’s hand. their life came to a tragically deflated end and i hope that you will not hold her personally responsible. It was purely self-defense and it will hold up in a court of law. maybe they were the drunk uncle Larry that nobody likes. you know the one that make inappropriate jokes when you have friends around. i hope we can be friends and that we can just put this little problem behind us.