Every now and then some truly funny will present itself. This is by far the best music video I have ever seen. The subject matter can be a little offensive to some people…. but I’m not one of those people so I really don’t care. I watch this video at least twice a week and it never fails to induce a laugh.
On 04.11.09, In Pictures & Video, By Ironspike
On 04.10.09, In Hold'em, By Ironspike
Percentage that before the flop, no one else hold:
| An Ace (10 handed game) | 13.4% |
| An Ace if you do (10 handed game) | 25.3% |
| An Ace if you don’t (10 handed game) | 15.6% |
| An Ace (5 handed game) | 41.3% |
| An Ace if you do (5 handed game) | 58.6% |
| An Ace if you don’t (5 handed game) | 48.6% |
On 04.10.09, In Hold'em, By Ironspike
Hand Odds
The table below list the odds that you will be dealt:
| Hand | Odds |
| AA | 220-1 |
| Any pair in the pocket | 16-1 |
| AK (suited) | 331-1 |
| AK (not suited) | 110-1 |
| Any two suited cards | 3.25-1 |
| Any pair or an Ace | 3.91-1 |
| At least one Ace | 5.7-1 |
| Any 2 suited & connected | 26.6-1 |
On 04.10.09, In Hold'em, By Ironspike
169 Ranked Two Card Hold’em Hands
In Texas Hold’em there are exactly 1326 different ways you can be dealt any two cards in the deck. Considering the Jack of hearts and the 2 of diamonds (Jh2d) is same hand as the Jack of diamonds and 2 of hearts (Jd2h) then there are 169 possible combinations of hands.
The hand table below list all 169 combinations, hand ranking, and percent to win against a table of 9. On the web you’ll see a variation of hand rankings. Some sites and pros rank AK higher than pocket tens and vise versa. The list below is most likely outdated but I still use it for a reference. In the future I’ll try to feed in the hand combinations into PokerStove and see what kind of rankings they have. Also, any additions, comments, mistakes, or updates please email me.
| Rank | Hand | Win % |
| 1 | AA | 31.00% |
| 2 | KK | 26.00% |
| 3 | 22.00% | |
| 4 | Aks | 20.20% |
| 5 | JJ | 19.10% |
| 6 | AQs | 18.70% |
| 7 | KQs | 18.10% |
| 8 | AJs | 17.50% |
| 9 | KJs | 17.10% |
| 10 | TT | 16.80% |
| 11 | AKo | 16.70% |
| 12 | ATs | 16.60% |
| 13 | QJs | 16.60% |
| 14 | KTs | 16.10% |
| 15 | QTs | 15.80% |
| 16 | JTs | 15.80% |
| 17 | 99 | 15.30% |
| 18 | AQo | 14.90% |
| 19 | A9s | 14.60% |
| 20 | KQo | 14.40% |
| 21 | 88 | 14.20% |
| 22 | K9s | 14.20% |
| 23 | T9s | 14.10% |
| 24 | A8s | 13.90% |
| 25 | Q9s | 13.80% |
| 26 | J9s | 13.80% |
| 27 | AJo | 13.50% |
| 28 | A5s | 13.40% |
| 29 | 77 | 13.40% |
| 30 | A7s | 13.40% |
| 31 | KJo | 13.20% |
| 32 | A4s | 13.20% |
| 33 | A3s | 13.10% |
| 34 | A6s | 13.00% |
| 35 | QJo | 12.90% |
| 36 | 66 | 12.80% |
| 37 | K8s | 12.80% |
| 38 | T8s | 12.70% |
| 39 | A2s | 12.70% |
| 40 | 98s | 12.60% |
| 41 | J8s | 12.50% |
| 42 | ATo | 12.40% |
| 43 | Q8s | 12.40% |
| 44 | K7s | 12.20% |
| 45 | KTo | 12.20% |
| 46 | 55 | 12.20% |
| 47 | JTo | 12.10% |
| 48 | 87s | 12.00% |
| 49 | QTo | 12.00% |
| 50 | 44 | 11.90% |
| 51 | 22 | 11.90% |
| 52 | 33 | 11.90% |
| 53 | K6s | 11.80% |
| 54 | 97s | 11.70% |
| 55 | K5s | 11.60% |
| 56 | 76s | 11.50% |
| 57 | T7s | 11.50% |
| 58 | K4s | 11.40% |
| 59 | K2s | 11.30% |
| 60 | K3s | 11.30% |
| 61 | Q7s | 11.20% |
| 62 | 86s | 11.20% |
| 63 | 65s | 11.10% |
| 64 | J7s | 11.10% |
| 65 | 54s | 10.90% |
| 66 | Q6s | 10.90% |
| 67 | 75s | 10.70% |
| 68 | 96s | 10.70% |
| 69 | Q5s | 10.60% |
| 70 | 64s | 10.40% |
| 71 | Q4s | 10.40% |
| 72 | Q3s | 10.40% |
| 73 | T9o | 10.40% |
| 74 | T6s | 10.30% |
| 75 | Q2s | 10.30% |
| 76 | A9o | 10.20% |
| 77 | 53s | 10.20% |
| 78 | 85s | 10.10% |
| 79 | J6s | 10.10% |
| 80 | J9o | 10.00% |
| 81 | K9o | 9.90% |
| 82 | J5s | 9.90% |
| 83 | Q9o | 9.80% |
| 84 | 43s | 9.80% |
| 85 | 74s | 9.70% |
| 86 | J4s | 9.70% |
| 87 | J3s | 9.60% |
| 88 | 95s | 9.60% |
| 89 | J2s | 9.50% |
| 90 | 63s | 9.50% |
| 91 | A8o | 9.40% |
| 92 | 52s | 9.30% |
| 93 | T5s | 9.20% |
| 94 | 84s | 9.10% |
| 95 | T4s | 9.10% |
| 96 | T3s | 9.10% |
| 97 | 42s | 9.00% |
| 98 | T2s | 9.00% |
| 99 | 98o | 9.00% |
| 100 | T8o | 8.90% |
| 101 | A5o | 8.90% |
| 102 | A7o | 8.80% |
| 103 | 73s | 8.80% |
| 104 | A4o | 8.70% |
| 105 | 32s | 8.70% |
| 106 | 94s | 8.70% |
| 107 | 93s | 8.50% |
| 108 | J8o | 8.50% |
| 109 | A3o | 8.50% |
| 110 | 62s | 8.50% |
| 111 | 92s | 8.50% |
| 112 | K8o | 8.50% |
| 113 | A6o | 8.40% |
| 114 | 87o | 8.40% |
| 115 | Q8o | 8.30% |
| 116 | 83s | 8.20% |
| 117 | A2o | 8.20% |
| 118 | 82s | 8.10% |
| 119 | 97o | 8.00% |
| 120 | 72s | 7.90% |
| 121 | 76o | 7.90% |
| 122 | K7o | 7.90% |
| 123 | 65o | 7.60% |
| 124 | T7o | 7.50% |
| 125 | K6o | 7.50% |
| 126 | 86o | 7.40% |
| 127 | 54o | 7.40% |
| 128 | K5o | 7.10% |
| 129 | J7o | 7.10% |
| 130 | 75o | 7.00% |
| 131 | Q7o | 7.00% |
| 132 | K4o | 7.00% |
| 133 | K3o | 6.90% |
| 134 | 96o | 6.80% |
| 135 | K2o | 6.80% |
| 136 | 64o | 6.80% |
| 137 | Q6o | 6.60% |
| 138 | 53o | 6.60% |
| 139 | 85o | 6.30% |
| 140 | T6o | 6.30% |
| 141 | Q5o | 6.30% |
| 142 | 43o | 6.20% |
| 143 | Q4o | 6.10% |
| 144 | Q3o | 6.10% |
| 145 | 74o | 6.00% |
| 146 | Q2o | 6.00% |
| 147 | J6o | 5.90% |
| 148 | 63o | 5.70% |
| 149 | J5o | 5.60% |
| 150 | 95o | 5.60% |
| 151 | 52o | 5.60% |
| 152 | J4o | 5.50% |
| 153 | J3o | 5.40% |
| 154 | 42o | 5.40% |
| 155 | J2o | 5.30% |
| 156 | 84o | 5.30% |
| 157 | T5o | 5.20% |
| 158 | T4o | 5.00% |
| 159 | 32o | 5.00% |
| 160 | T3o | 5.00% |
| 161 | 73o | 4.90% |
| 162 | T2o | 4.90% |
| 163 | 62o | 4.70% |
| 164 | 94o | 4.70% |
| 165 | 93o | 4.50% |
| 166 | 92o | 4.50% |
| 167 | 83o | 4.30% |
| 168 | 82o | 4.20% |
| 169 | 72o | 4.00% |
o – offsuit
s – suited
On 04.05.09, In General, By Ironspike
While surfing the web I came across this promo for a new MTV show called Bully Beatdown.
The premise is that a bully is put into a ring with a MMA expert for the chance to win $15k.
The bullies that enter the ring are the ones that we all have encountered from one time or another. Picking on us in the lunch line or shoving someone’s head into a locker.
Now, at first I was like “yeah… like some bully would enter a ring to get his ass kicked.”
This would have to be rigged. How in the hell do you find a bully?
The video below explains it all! It’s like PIMP MY RIDE! People send in tapes telling Mayhem Miller (the host) about their bully troubles. Then Mayhem goes and confronts the bullies. I was astonished on the how cocky the bullies in the video clip actual were.
If someone seen this show, please let me know how it is!!