My kiddo is into race cars, big engine and tractor pulls. Several years ago we bought a set of these little Dale Earnhardt bears. They serve no purpose what so ever except to sit around and look cool.
Dale Earnhardt Bear
Well, we were moving shit around the house last week and my wife accidently broke one. I was in the other room when she called for me “Honey, there’s a naked girl inside this bear.”
In all honesty I had no clue what she was talking about. She showed me the one bear that was broke. The break was right on the bear’s ass and sure enough there was a girl head inside the bear. Now, she wasn’t naked but it sure looked like it.
Bear's Ass
I decided to operate! See what kind of sick and twisted bear this was! His appetite so far was for semi-nude Lara Croft dolls. However, there could be a Ken doll, maybe some remains of a G.I. Joe or even undigested parts of a Bratz doll! I had to find out!
Below is my photographic journey into what is really inside a plastic animal figure that was made in a foreign country.
It is very tempting to crack open the other bear and see what secrets he has inside… literally.
Dale Earnhardt Bear with something inside
I see more victims!
Dale Earnhardt Bear with three dolls
What a way to go.