My own Ninja

Posted by Ironspike on Sep 14, 2009 in General | 1 comment

It’s always interesting on what you can find on Craig’s List. Here, I found a Ninja for rent.

NINJA SERVICES – $10 (Denton, TX, UNT campus)

My services include:
- Bodyguarding
- Weapons specialization
- Infiltration
- Information Gathering
- Following suspicious persons
- Capturing information and specific items/persons
- Guarding dorm buildings/specific rooms
- Discrete kidnapping
- Discrete and completely untraceable assassinations
- Looking cool
- Food retrieval from cafeterias
- Prom date/party date/drinking buddy/party entertainment (fees will still be charged for dating service)
- Class stand-in (will take notes and make sure to recieve/turn in all appropriate materials)
- Study-buddy (depending on which class, I may need help as well)
- Friend

For the above services, it is $10 PER HOUR.

I can also offer a teaching service to all students for the low low cost of $20 per lesson, plus a $100 membership fee (includes ninja gear, and official membership card!!!)

Note: not actually asian.
Note: I am actually in the “empty” room.

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/for/1373368575.html