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		<title>Spam and Divorce</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2009/07/19/spam-and-divorce/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like everyone else in this world I get email spam by all my friends, family, and co-workers. It has just become a fact of life. Jokes, pray requests, check out this site, look at my kids, and scroll to the bottom of this email, Obama sucks, and the works. It doesn’t bother me. Some is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Testicle therapy</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2009/03/28/testicle-therapy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2009/03/28/testicle-therapy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Subject: Testicle therapy Two women were playing golf. One tee&#8217;d off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Father&#8217;s Little Girl</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2009/03/04/fathers-little-girl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father  watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he  reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.  Tears formed in his  eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of the world. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.  He went over to her to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dating</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/28/dating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 17:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/?p=60</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[  The mother of a 17 year old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family&#8217;s status, she consulted the family doctor.   The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atheist</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/20/atheist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/20/atheist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 20:23:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An atheist was walking through the woods.   &#8216;What majestic trees&#8217;!   &#8216;What powerful rivers&#8217;! &#8216;What beautiful animals&#8217;! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.     He ran as fast [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pancakes</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/18/pancakes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/18/pancakes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brenda and Steve took their six year old son to the doctor.  With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.   After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, &#8220;Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.&#8221;   [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Church</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/16/church/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/16/church/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 20:21:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the Preacher&#8217;s hand.  He said: &#8220;Preacher, I&#8217;ll tell you, that was a damned fine serman. Damned good!&#8221;   The Preacher said, &#8220;Thank you Sir, but I&#8217;d rather you didn&#8217;t use profanity.&#8221;   The man said, &#8220;I was so damned impressed with that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I THINK YOU&#8217;RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/14/i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/14/i-think-youre-the-father-of-one-of-my-kids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:12:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He&#8217;s rather taken aback because he can&#8217;t place where he knows her from. So he says, &#8220;Do you know me?&#8221; To which she replies, &#8220;I think you&#8217;re the father of one of my kids.&#8221; Now his mind travels [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lie Detector</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/14/lie-detector/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/07/14/lie-detector/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:43:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/?p=58</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[John was a salesman&#8217;s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.  His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.  One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.  It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.  It was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Animal Stutter</title>
		<link>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/06/25/animal-stutter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bonesnap.com/blog/2008/06/25/animal-stutter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 16:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ironspike</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.   &#8220;Human beings are the only animals that stutter&#8221;, she says.   A little girl raises her hand. &#8220;I had a kitty-cat who stuttered&#8221;, she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.   [...]]]></description>
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