Craig’s List – Wasp Update
Here is an update on the wasp issue that was posted on craig’s list.
update on my wasp issue (arlington)
Reply to: pers-wkskt-1130567387@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-19, 10:05PM CDT
I regret to inform you that your family member refused to vacate his/her abode and threatened my girlfriends life (she is allergic). Your stubborn wasp family member made several passes by her head before coming in for the kill. He/she thought that they were being sneaky but failed to notice the sandal in my gf’s hand. their life came to a tragically deflated end and i hope that you will not hold her personally responsible. It was purely self-defense and it will hold up in a court of law. maybe they were the drunk uncle Larry that nobody likes. you know the one that make inappropriate jokes when you have friends around. i hope we can be friends and that we can just put this little problem behind us.
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Last night while the woman was browsing through craig’s list online she discovered a “Rant’s and Rave” section. Now, maybe I’m way behind the time and this has been a part of Craig’s list for years…I must say some of the most funniest shit I’ve ever seen is posted there. Now, I’m not sure if people post because they are trying to be funny or if they are just fucking crazy. Either way I found it very entertaining and have attached a interesting rant about a wasp.
an open letter to the wasp on my patio (arlington)
Reply to: pers-nvamh-1129042865@craigslist.org
Date: 2009-04-18, 7:14PM CDT
While I appreciate the fact that you are a self starter and building a nest on my patio wall, I would like it if you would kindly move to a differant locale. My girlfriend doesn’t want me to ex-terminate your rental agreement, but she would like you gone, but alive. Maybe we can come to an understanding that will make both our lives better. I know that there is little chance for you to gain access to this posting (as your body weight is too light for you to push any keys on a keyboard and subsequently log in to craigslist). Maybe you can get a bumble bee friend to help you. I have expressed my discontent for you on several occassions and you just wave that stinger at me. I don’t appreciate threats. But you leave me little choices. You have till 8 pm to vacate the premises or I will be forced to evict/exterminate your privaledges on this piece if property.
Bully Beatdown
While surfing the web I came across this promo for a new MTV show called Bully Beatdown.
The premise is that a bully is put into a ring with a MMA expert for the chance to win $15k.
The bullies that enter the ring are the ones that we all have encountered from one time or another. Picking on us in the lunch line or shoving someone’s head into a locker.
Now, at first I was like “yeah… like some bully would enter a ring to get his ass kicked.”
This would have to be rigged. How in the hell do you find a bully?
The video below explains it all! It’s like PIMP MY RIDE! People send in tapes telling Mayhem Miller (the host) about their bully troubles. Then Mayhem goes and confronts the bullies. I was astonished on the how cocky the bullies in the video clip actual were.
If someone seen this show, please let me know how it is!!
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About Me
My name is Leonard H. Johnson. I am currently a programmer. I have held numerous titles over the years, which include, butcher, roofer, and auto-mechanic. I have earned my BS, MBA, & PMP. I hope that soon, I can add published author to that prestigious list.
