{"id":1977,"date":"2017-04-13T16:24:20","date_gmt":"2017-04-13T20:24:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/?p=1977"},"modified":"2017-04-13T19:40:48","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T23:40:48","slug":"etiquette-for-assholes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/2017\/04\/13\/etiquette-for-assholes\/","title":{"rendered":"Etiquette for Assholes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two weeks ago, I released a short work called Etiquette for Assholes<\/em> on Amazon. It was supposed to be a big deal since it was my first foray into nonfiction. However, I mistakenly uploaded the wrong book cover to amazon which caused their graphic thumbnail auto-generator to vomit.<\/p>\n

Two weeks later, the issue is resolved and the excitement of publishing my first nonfiction work has abated. To be honest it wasn\u2019t my first work of nonfiction. Last year, I published a poker book called Running in the Red<\/em> which I created over ten years ago (long story on the 10-year lag).<\/p>\n

EFA (Etiquette for Assholes<\/em>) was born out of countless encounters with dipshits who seemingly only care about themselves. As a mature human being (which is debatable depending on who you talk to) I genuinely feel bad if I hold up drive-thru while figuring out my order, make too much noise in a movie theater, or cut someone off in traffic. Yet, we all have encountered the perpetrators of these actions almost daily.<\/p>\n

Why be an asshole?<\/p>\n

My belief is centered around the fact that assholes are unaware that they are acting in an assholey way. My book, in its simplest form, discusses real-life situations and how to avoid this unscrupulous behavior. If you continuously make the lives of others uncomfortable, are self-centered, or just a complete dickweed, then this book is for you. If you have a boss, friend, or loved one who exhibits these traits then pass this book along. However, if you truly enjoy spreading hate and discontent there is a bigger issue at hand.<\/p>\n

Etiquette for Assholes <\/strong>is available from the following retailers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Two weeks ago, I released a short work called Etiquette for Assholes on Amazon. It was supposed to be a big deal since it was my first foray into nonfiction. However, I mistakenly uploaded the wrong book cover to amazon which caused their graphic thumbnail auto-generator to vomit. Two weeks later, the issue is resolved […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1984,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-general","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t