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She assumed that maybe in their culture they might not celebrate Christmas or maybe wouldn\u2019t get anything.<\/p>\n<p>So we made our decision and went to Toys-R-Us and bought some books, nerf guns, foot balls, beach balls, some soccer balls. There is also this toy that is a large heavy balloon that comes with a big rubber band. You blow up the balloon, tie the rubber band around it, and then smack the balloon like a paddle ball. It\u2019s called a Punch-Ball-Balloon.<\/p>\n<p>They are pretty annoying and the size of a beach ball.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the wife wraps up the gifts and we decided that we would deliver them Christmas morning.<\/p>\n<p>Christmas morning comes and they are not home. A few days got by before I see activity over at their house. Seems they did get a few things -a couple of new bicycles and some little scooters. 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