{"id":784,"date":"2011-01-07T23:07:24","date_gmt":"2011-01-08T03:07:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/?p=784"},"modified":"2012-10-07T21:30:06","modified_gmt":"2012-10-08T01:30:06","slug":"a-swahili-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/2011\/01\/07\/a-swahili-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Swahili Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Months have gone by since the \u201cBicycle Tire Explosion of 2010\u201d and Christmas is rapidly approaching. The wife and I debated on getting the neighbor Swahili kids something for Christmas. Now, for me it was a shot at gaining back a little karma and saving face. The wife felt bad for them because she would only see them playing with a ball. She assumed that maybe in their culture they might not celebrate Christmas or maybe wouldn\u2019t get anything.<\/p>\n<p>So we made our decision and went to Toys-R-Us and bought some books, nerf guns, foot balls, beach balls, some soccer balls. There is also this toy that is a large heavy balloon that comes with a big rubber band. You blow up the balloon, tie the rubber band around it, and then smack the balloon like a paddle ball. It\u2019s called a Punch-Ball-Balloon.<\/p>\n<p>They are pretty annoying and the size of a beach ball.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the wife wraps up the gifts and we decided that we would deliver them Christmas morning.<\/p>\n<p>Christmas morning comes and they are not home. A few days got by before I see activity over at their house. Seems they did get a few things -a couple of new bicycles and some little scooters. I seen one of the little boy\u2019s was out side so I carried over the gifts and gave them to him.<\/p>\n<p>He said \u201cthank you\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>I told him \u2018Merry Christmas\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>The next day I see a few of the kids in the back yard playing with Punch-Ball-Balloon. They were punching them into their little sister\u2019s \u00a0head.<\/p>\n<p>All I would hear is the loud smack of them hitting the balloon then it bouncing off a head followed by \u201cMERRRY CHRISTMAS!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhack!\u201d \u2013 \u201cTHUD\u201d &#8211; \u201cMERRY CHRISTMAS!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhack!\u201d \u2013 \u201cTHUD\u201d &#8211; \u201cMERRY CHRISTMAS!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>At this point, I knew four out of five Swahili kids loved Christmas and the Punch-Ball-Balloon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Months have gone by since the \u201cBicycle Tire Explosion of 2010\u201d and Christmas is rapidly approaching. The wife and I debated on getting the neighbor Swahili kids something for Christmas. Now, for me it was a shot at gaining back a little karma and saving face. The wife felt bad for them because she would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[58],"class_list":["post-784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tidbits","tag-tidbits"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=784"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1243,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/784\/revisions\/1243"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bonesnap.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}